Based on "The Eagle" by Alfred, Lord TennysonOn pavement he hobbles, too great a height;A flower that blooms in deepest of night, His corset ringed in far too tight.Panicked beats in his heart race;Clownish colour adorns his face,His heart and sleeve are wreathed in lace.***"Halloween" -->Based on "Winter" by William ShakespeareWhen ghastly melons guard the door,And coloured sugars come by the bag,And fields of grass wear green no more,And leaves begin to wilt and sag.. I know what you are going to say, "Stop miss! You have the wrong man!" Am I right? Sorry to disappoint, but I am an asshole and good card carrying assholes would never do that. Instead I just lay there silent as a mouse while the lady climbed onto the bed.I couldn't wait to meet the woman who had gotten to my brother Jerry. Jerry, the one voted most likely to become a priest and devote himself to a silent order in a monastery somewhere; Jerry, the guy who gave you a dirty look if you swore in.Read More
